Well, he’s not going to be lumped into a category with the likes of Bonnie and Clyde and Jesse James, but Marilyn Manson, the odd looking singer who’s real name is Brain Warner is a wanted criminal. 

The singer is wanted on an active arrest warrant for the crime of “snot assault” on a camerawoman at a concert in New Hampshire back in 2019. 

It’s two counts of misdemeanor simple assault, and the details are as creepy as his profile. 

Three concert attendees told People Magazine that they saw Manson/Warner not only spit at a camerawoman, but he also reportedly “shot his shot” at her too. 

Here’s the description of the offensive offense according to that witness.

“He was spitting everywhere and one time it got on her camera so she wiped it off and looked semi-irritated. He noticed this and kept purposely spitting on her camera,’ one attendee told the magazine. 

“I think her final straw is he got on the floor, got within 2-3 feet of her and hacked a giant snot rocket at her not the camera. 

“She was pissed off and disgusted so she stormed off and he just laughed.”

Authorities should charge him with being disgusting.

The arrest warrant was initially issued on October 8, 2019, so Manson/Warner is technically a fugitive.  Authorities say he has known about the warrant, but in true “bad boy of rock” fashion he ignored it. 

If convicted, Manson/Warner is looking at up to a year in jail and a $2,000 fine. 

It’s safe to assume wearing full makeup inside any jail is not an especially great look. 

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