Ho, Ho, HOLY MOLY Santa! Target Is Selling Cookies That Many People Feel Shows Santa Being A Little Too Jolly About His Christmas Packages!

Target is delivering some Christmas cookies this holiday season that have social media buzzing, as the cookies look like they may be exposing a little too much of Jolly ol’ Saint Nick. In fact, it basically looks like Santa is REALLY EXCITED about Christmas this year.

The “Santa Dipped Chocolate Sandwich Cookies” feature three cookies: one of Santa’s face, one of his belly, and the third cookie … well, it depends how far below the belt your mind wants to go. The third cookie is supposed to be Santa’s boots, but it also has a definite phallic shape, and the fact that it’s positioned directly below Santa’s belly has people placing Target on the naughty list this holiday season.

In a statement released to the New York Post, Target said this was the first time it had heard anything about the kinky cookies. “We have not received any feedback directly on this item,” a rep said. “The design is intended to represent Santa’s boots. We appreciate the feedback and will take it into consideration moving forward.”

The cookies are available online and in-store, but if you want some you’d better jump on it because they are selling fast. Heck, Mrs. Claus might try to buy out all the remaining inventory.  The item is listed online for $3.99. 

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