There’s a new way to get free food, money, booze, travel perks and free housing that pretty much sums up the world we live in in 2021.

All you have to do is get a COVID vaccination, and pack up and move to four different states a a handful of different countries. 

The perks are aplenty, with major corporations handing out free stuff to try to encourage citizens to get the shot. 

Anheuser-Busch is somehow very interested in  the US hitting its goal of having 70% of the population being vaccinated. They are the latest company to announce a giveaway, in this case free beer. 

The promotion is actually kind of embarrassing for such an iconic company; if the White House reaches its goal of hitting the 70% threshold, everyone over the age 21 gets a free beer. 

How exciting. 

Here’s how it works. First, you have to enter to receive the freebie at www.mycooler.com/beer by uploading a photo of themselves at their favorite place to grab a beer.  You lost me there.  How lame. 

If you do that, they send you a $5 virtual debit card you can use to purchase one Anheuser-Busch product. 

Here’s part of the politically correct statement crafted by CEO Michael Doukeris’ PR team. 

“At Anheuser-Busch, we are committed to supporting the safe and strong recovery of our nation and being able to be together again at the places and with the people we have missed so much.”

That’s awesome. Seems like a lot of work, a lot of hassle, and a lot of trust to get your hands on 12 ounces of suds. 

So here’s the scoreboard. If you get a COVID-19 vaccine, you could become eligible for doughnuts at Krispy Kreme, free flights on United, $1.5 million in California, a fishing license in Maine, a $1 million lottery prize in Ohio, and if you want to go overseas you could be eligible for a live cow in Thailand. 

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